"I have 6 lathes in the back shop, where I am late at night. Never turned a Zombie before,
might take a special jig. But I can practice on 6 at a time." -- Jerry Rhoads
"I have heard that more accidents happen with a box cutter than any other tool. A box cutter
or a chisel could be a good defensive tool." -- Mike Collinsworth
"Why are zombies always depicted as having bad teeth and dirty fingernails? Please include a
toothbrush, toothpaste, and nail clipper in your kit." -- Tom
"I suggest extra table saw blades. You could whiz them like Frisbees thus decapitating the
zombies." -- Bill Akins
"I say just make Phil Colson stand in front of your shop and the Zombies wouldn’t even show
up." -- Woodturner Jack
"A good raking light off a highy sheened French polished table top will blind them. Old
bandsaw blades wired together will make great concertina wire to entangle them. Then turn the
table saw around and finish them off will a furious volley of kicked back boards. Never mess
with a man’s workshop. That's good advice even for the undead." -- Dennis